Panacea
Possible side-effects include:
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Headaches
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Nausea
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Diarrhea
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Fantastical dreaming
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Notions of exaggerated invincibility
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Identity crisis
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Anxiety
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Likening your limbs with tree branches
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Molting
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Sore throat
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Delusions of grandeur
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Seizures
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Sexual attraction to food
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Disillusionment with the government
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Turning into a gerbil
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Fever induced Moo-ing
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Dizziness
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Chucking up household appliances
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Auditory hallucinations of ticking oranges
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Speaking in tongues
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Itching
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Quoting Nicholas Sparks novels
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Vomiting
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Stomach pains
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Euphoria preceded by fatal manic-depression
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Confusing reality T.V with reality
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Severe Anatidaephobia
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Spontaneous sobbing when exposed to rap
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Improved lyricism
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And increased risk of cancer or death.
Results may vary.
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