Panacea


Possible side-effects include:
·      Headaches
·      Nausea
·      Diarrhea
·      Fantastical dreaming
·      Notions of exaggerated invincibility
·      Identity crisis
·      Anxiety
·      Likening your limbs with tree branches
·      Molting
·      Sore throat
·      Delusions of grandeur
·      Seizures
·      Sexual attraction to food
·      Disillusionment with the government
·      Turning into a gerbil
·      Fever induced Moo-ing
·      Dizziness
·      Chucking up household appliances
·      Auditory hallucinations of ticking oranges
·      Speaking in tongues
·      Itching
·      Quoting Nicholas Sparks novels
·      Vomiting
·      Stomach pains
·      Euphoria preceded by fatal manic-depression
·      Confusing reality T.V with reality
·      Severe Anatidaephobia
·      Spontaneous sobbing when exposed to rap
·      Improved lyricism
·      And increased risk of cancer or death.

Results may vary.

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