fridge notes:

-PICK TYLER & KELLY UP FROM SOCCER
TUES 5PM

-WASH DISHES

-Out of milk
out of beer  buy it yourself
out of kale

this kale diet is getting out of hand

-REMEMBER:
PICK TYLER & KELLY UP FROM SOCCER
TUES 5PM

-Marijuana should not be stored in the spice cabinet
ESPECIALLY NOT IN AN OREGANO SHAKER
--> THIS MEANS YOU CAM & MIKE

AND FRANS

-Sorry

Also, those brownies on the counter aren't really brownies

-TYLER AND KELLY

SOCCER

TUES 5PM

-NO SMOKING IN THE KITCHEN

-NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE

the bathroom is part of the house Frans

-PSA: The white powder on the kitchen counter is not cocaine. 

Do not snort.

-Frans- please seek professional help

-Cam & Mike- your bong is making the house smell of pot.

-THANKS FOR PICKING US UP AGAIN DOUCHEBAGS

-DO THE FUCKING DISHES

YOU DO YOUR FUCKING DISHES

I DID YOUR MOM

-Whoever put the eggs in the freezer, please also seek professional help

-DO NOT EAT MIKE'S KALE

THE KALE IS MIKE'S

IT BELONGS TO MIKE

DO NOT EAT

PLEASE AND THANK YOU

NO ONE IS EATING YOUR GROSS ASS LEAVES

-let me explain to you bitches a thing:

we do not have a dishwasher

thanks to someone throwing up in it

this is not a hotel

we do not have a maid

and my black ass ain't about to do house hold shit for y'all white folks

WASH YOUR FUCKING DISHES

-N

-out of milk

1% milk is not milk

1% milk is 99% water and 1% milk

if you drank 1% of the carton you'd have drunk 100% of the milk

Dude, how high were you last night?